Freaky Friday~ (Sunday Edition)

Wow, I can't believe I am so late on this blog.
But I have a good explanation!
As you know, I've been trying to get a job, like most unemployed people are doing, and I finally got one!
My dad got Jessica, Tyler, and I a job at our relatives juice/drug test factory!
So Wednesday night Tyler and I just could not sleep, it was not possible and we started work on Thursday at 8am and worked until 4:30pm and then we came home and slept for almost 4 hours, went out to dinner, and then went to a party.
So then we didn't get a lot of sleep Thursday night.
And then Friday we went to work and were busy all day.
And yesterday, I was just too sore/tired/out of it.
But whatever, I'm here now and I'm gonna blog it uuuuuup~~~

Wanna know the super upside though of actually having a job?
Getting paid $128!
It was super awesome.
And wanna know what I did with it?
Bought a bunch of junk at Joann's, hahaha.

But it's okay, because a lot of it was on *~*~sale~*~*
I got cotton yarn and knitting needles to knit baby stuff. I just love these colours~~~
And I got fat quarters to make a quilt. And guess what!
Each square was only $0.99! Such a steal~
And then I just got some thread.
Having money is the best~~~





So as you know, last week I was in Clovis~
And it was pretty awesome.
Tyler and I were pretty nocturnal and mostly just sat around eating delicious food and watching 30 Rock and Breaking Bad.
Which are both very good shows by the way.
And I got a lot done on Roseanna's hat!
I restarted it for, I don't know, the 5th time?
But I've got the farthest on it out of all 5 times.
I'm hoping to finish it by next weekend but my job murders my hands so we'll just have to see...

On Thursday night we went to a party at Greg's.
Which was a ton of fun.
I'll just post some quotes for you to laugh at.

"If I s*** in a taco shell would you eat it?"
(In regards to how gross Taco Bell is)


"Well of course Hamlet's father wasn't stampeded by water buffalo!"
"They were wildebeast."
(In regards to how The Lion King and Hamlet have the same plot)


"She got real first!"
(In regards to Jessica and I fighting)


"That horse just opened the door!"
(In regards to the giant German Shepard)

"He ate my heart. He ay-ay-ate my heart."
(In regards to "Monster" by Lady Gaga)

"Greg give me the remote."
"Why?"
"Maybe I'll find the Lady Gaga Channel."
(In regards to I wanted to dance)




"Noooo! I like meatloaf!"

(In regards to "Meatloaf Farts" which I highly recommend you do not Google)
(I also think you should not Google Cake Farts, Pudding Farts, or anything that ends in farts)
(I'm not kidding, don't freaking do it)

Saturday night Max, Tyler, and I hung out.
We got Tasty Goody for dinner and because Tyler has been to Nickel Nickel arcades in other cities, he thought the one in Azusa would be of high quality.
He quickly learned how wrong he was.

I love the taste of MSG

Weirdest game ever. Why would I want to be a jockey? Haha.

Gettin down~~~

*~~~G4ng$t3r~~~*

Most disappointing thing was that Galaga was broken. ):
But we did play this badass Michael Jackson game, haha.
You just dance at people and they die.

I found these super cute tutorials this week and I just have to show you!

Full Skirt

Tutorial here.

I just want to make 100 of these skirts.

It is just so adorable.

I love all full skirts and dresses~~

Backpack/rucksack

Tutorial here.
 First, I really just love that fabric.
Second, I just feel like it has a super summery feel. Just a soft, floppy backpack for picnic blankets and a camera and sunscreen and you're good to go.
Super chic~

And I'll just end with the best news ever.
I got 2 B's and 2 C's this semester.
Which is super awesome because I thought I'd get 2 B's and 2 D's. Or maybe just 2 B's a C and a D.
But dang.
I passed all of my classes! Such an awesome feeling. (:








One last thing, Happy Father's Day!
And my dad is pretty badass in case you didn't already know.
He builds stuff, like my desk and bed, Jessica's bed and lots of sets for plays.
Which is awesome.
And he also got me my job which is awesome too.
So yeah, Happy Father's Day Dad, haha.








I'll close with my favourite song of the week~

Freaky Friday~

SUMMER STARTS NOOOOWWWWWW
Finally done with finals and school and it's party time~~~
AKA knit, eat s'mores, watch bad movies, eat junk food, and hang out with Buddies and we're all jerks to each other.
Also, be a COMEDY GENIUS, because that's what I am, just in case you didn't know.





If you're part of the workout blog make sure you read the blog below.
I'll be asking for your final weight Sunday so beee reaaaady. (:





So the week before finals and the week of I decided to watch all 5 seasons of "Daria".

This show is awesome.
It's about this girl Daria and her family and her friends and high school.
And she's just the most apathetic person in the history of the universe.

I am now an official ChaCha guide~

ChaCha is a service where you can text, call, or go to a website and ask questions and someone else finds the answer for you.
I get paid, like, $0.10 a question but it's pretty easy and I can answer, like a question a minute.
Which is pretty fast, haha.
And yes, I get super creepy/gross questions sometimes.

Max made me watch Cloverfield.
Yes, Max makes me watch a lot of movies, haha.

It was pretty good.
I wanted to murder the camera guy, though. Most annoying character in any movie ever.
I mean, I was freaking out the whole time so I guess that means it was good, haha.

So omfg the Thespian Award show was this week.
And guess what.
Just guess.
Come on, just guess.
One guess and I'll tell you.

*~*~*~Jessica got Thespian President~*~*~*

Better than the other option...
Yeah, I said it whateverrrrrrrrrr.
It was awesome.
Oh, and the seniors made this super hilarious video.

And I made a hilarious video of my own this week.
It is called "Oreo in da Mouf"

I know you wish you could do this.

One of the biggest things I miss from the Conan O'Brien is the Walker Texas Ranger Lever.
And this is the best clip from that sketch EVER.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krrBGeqcVVI

I hate not being able to embed stuff.
Btw the quality is terrible but the video is still hilarious.

So last semester when I sold back my books I got... Little to nothing.
This semester I sold back $215 worth of books and got $106 back.
It was awesome.
And one of the books I bought last semester used for $8 so I didn't sell it back but for some reason I decided I might as well sell it back this semester.
And I got $10 for it. Ridic~

I had a pretty freaking awesome start to summer.

Tuesday night Max came over and we totally stole a hot fudge sundae from McDonalds.
Hahha, and we watched Adventure Time and lol'd.

Wednesday I spent two hours cleaning my car.
I vacuumed, windexed, scrubbed, and just cleaned so good.
I even vacuumed out the door pockets.
Insanely freaking clean.
Feels good man.

And I washed my bedding for the first time in, like, a month.
Which, trust me, is far too long.

   
And then I totally had spaghetti for dinner.


Thursday I hung out with Max, Vance, and Gen and we clubbed it up, dawgs.
And totally saw these guys at the Grove.

Not, the girl, just Toofer.


But it was soooo craaaaazy.
Hahaha.








And now it's Friday and I'm in Clovis and Tyler and I are watching Big Fat Liar.
Hahahaha.
We're awesome.


See you later, nerds.

Workout Blog #8

I can't believe this competition is almost over.

That's right, it's the 8th week!

Sunday I will be asking for you weights.

And either Monday or Tuesday I will be announcing the winners.

So this week is your Last Chance Workout~

Here the standings

So make sure you keep eating healthy and working outttt.

And I hope this competition has opened your eyes into having a healthier lifestyle all together.

Good luck and see you next week. (:

Freaky Friday~

What's up nerds?

Still crying about how high school is almost over?
Hahaha, jkz. Be sad whatever.

There. Did you get all your little tears out? 

Moving on, now.

So if you're a part of the the workout blog, here's some important info:

Last week I didn't ask for anyone's weights because it was the weekend of Prom and Memorial Day weekend so I figured I'd give you a week off.

Even though there's only, like, two weeks left.

So I will be asking for your current weight this weekend.

But there will be no workout tomorrow because I'm working on finals right now.

Wanna know my finals schedule?

I'm sure you do~

Monday June 7th

8:00am - Science exam (on everything we've learned this semester)

10:30am - French exam (on everything we've learned this semester)

4:30pm - Math exam (on everything we've learned this semester)

And my 5 page research on punk music for English is due but I'm just gonna email it in because I hate everyone in my English class and I never want to see any of them ever again in my life.

And also I'm pretty sure it's at the same time as my Science exam.

This weekend is so awesome. ):

So I have been taking a lot of pictures lately.

Here are some of my friend Micah and his friends at UCLA.

It was nice to see Micah and the shoot was a lot of fun.

His friends are funny and had lots of good poses planned.

I also took pictures of Jessica goin to prom and all her lil friends~

And if we're friends on Facebook you should definitely check out the whole album, there a lots of crazy cute awes chic captions~~

This week I watched *~*~*~2~*~*~* movies.

So I love this movie and I tried to play it in the living room DVD player once and it wasn't playing so I used my dad's DVD cleaner and it RUINED IT. And it was a very depressing day.

So Tyler bought me a new copy for Christmas two years ago, haha.

It was pretty awesome.

I love this movie and I know all of the words to all of the songs and all of the dialogue.

It's hilariouuuuuuuuuuuusssssssssssssssssss.

I watched this at Max's house last night and...

Hm. Let's just say that yes it totally deserved Best Picture.

Although I haven't seen Avatar and probs never will I guess my opinion doesn't mean much but whatever.

It was so sad and so interesting and the cinematography was so crazy at some points.

I was crying and freaking out and sorta yelling but not really because it was 1am and omfg.

This movie. Insane.

And is it just me or are there A LOT of good movies coming out?

Get Him to the Greek 

 

Jonah Hex

It has Josh Brolin (he is super fine), Will Arnett, John Malkovich (omfg lol), and, ugh, Megan Fox.

I don't like her and I don't care if you do.

I am unsure if I even want to see this movie, even though it looks super amazing, because she's in it and ruining it with her bad accent.

Scott Pilgrim vs The World

 

I think this looks amazing.

And I don't care that "omfg michael cera plays da saem guy in evry movie omfg lolololol" I like him and shut up~

And I mean come on, Jason Schwartzman is gonna be one of the evil ex-bfs and he is awesoooome.

 And the special effects look insaaaaaaaaaane.

Splice

Yeah, if you've ever heard of the movie Species you should know that they have very very very similar same plot lines, haha.

But whatever ADRIEN BRODY.

Need I say more?

So because I have so many damn pictures on my Flickr...

I need to buy a Pro account!

It's $24.95 for a whole year so I'm starting the

Get Jacqui a Freakin Pro Account Fund

So I'll take pictures of you and your friends and your pet and your family or whatever for $5.

I'll even edit them and whatever and put them on a disc if you want geeze whatevs.

But srsly. I need a Pro Account. ):

So help a brotha out~~~

So that's all for this week. I really gotta study and write and be busy and stuff.

Have a good weekend~~~ (: